firelordzuko:

cosmo tip 666: while making out, suck the life out of him. just suck the fucking life out of him.

Danielle Brooks & Samira Wiley on Celebrity Girl Crushes

ciels-toilet-paper-is-money:

p̗͎͍̭̦̱̍̇̋̃̉͛͘ǎ͖̻̣͑̆̂ͫ͆̾r̡̰̀̌ͮͮ̒̎t̼͂ỵ̘͕̰̔̂̂ͥ̄ͫ

ciels-toilet-paper-is-money:

p̗͎͍̭̦̱̍̇̋̃̉͛͘ǎ͖̻̣͑̆̂ͫ͆̾r̡̰̀̌ͮͮ̒̎t̼͂ỵ̘͕̰̔̂̂ͥ̄ͫ

what's your technique for fingering ?
Anonymous

eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu

knxbodi:

rabioheab:

[WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop* 

[PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga

baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

dutchster:

don’t forget these